These folks operate a very strict "Don't ask, don't tell" policy with middle and upper management, leading to considerable savings for the company in its day-to-day costs. The books here have been lightly sauteed, seasoned and rendered infinitely more palatable than their originals. The concept of 'need to know' here is rigidly and continuously defined.

This place is, therefore, to accountants worldwide, what the Camp Nou is to the most rabid Barca fanatic.